Anonymous asked: Why are you so much cooler than mitchell?
Because I am a legend through and through. Mitchell might be a kind of average cool, but you’d never know because he hung around me so much that his status kind of plummets by sheer comparison. Trufacts.
mitchellbot asked: My friend absolutely loves your blog because she loves Avatar, Avengers, Dr. Who, Big Bang Theory, Pottermore, and just about every other post you have. However, she refuses to make a Tumblr, thereby depriving you of a follower and being a selfish little girl. Any words?
DARYL BAMF DIXON
GET SERIOUSLY INJURED WHILE FALLING DOWN A CLIFF AND INTO A RIVER? HOLD ON, LET ME GRAB MY CROSSBOW FIRST. ZOMBIES ATTACK OUT OF NOWHERE? STANDING UP IS FOR PUSSIES, FIGHT LYING ON THE GROUND. AND WIN. ARROW THROUGH THE SIDE? TOURNIQUET THAT SHIT AND WALK ON. SQUIRREL? I THINK YOU MEAN LUNCH. EARS? YES THEY MAKE BEAUTIFUL NECKLACE CHARMS.
