DARYL BAMF DIXON

GET SERIOUSLY INJURED WHILE FALLING DOWN A CLIFF AND INTO A RIVER? HOLD ON, LET ME GRAB MY CROSSBOW FIRST. ZOMBIES ATTACK OUT OF NOWHERE? STANDING UP IS FOR PUSSIES, FIGHT LYING ON THE GROUND. AND WIN. ARROW THROUGH THE SIDE? TOURNIQUET THAT SHIT AND WALK ON. SQUIRREL? I THINK YOU MEAN LUNCH. EARS? YES THEY MAKE BEAUTIFUL NECKLACE CHARMS.